Buying on Credit…just kill us all NOW

Lord Have mercy…We are already Slaves….So now hey I’m sure we are all pre approved But OMG look at these rates and then it says well if you have any penalties dont worry we will put them on the card but then it will decrease your Available Balance…And at 26 %…??? Gee do the math People…so instead of paying 100 dollars for an item you are paying $126 but you can have it now…if its $10 dollars that ain’t so bad…then its 12 bucks right but look at the fine print cash at any amount up to 80 is 5 bucks…and if your payment is LATE $40 dollar penalty….Gee just chain me to the machine I’m running you know…Holy crap…Better yet let me have the capital to run a credit card scam like this for a year and I’ll give it back to you and retire…The ultimate Pyramid Skeem…I’m really Starting to believe in organized Crime at Least when I borrow from Vito I know hes going to kill me and it aint going to take 40 years of my sweat…The reason I bring this up is I got involved with Payday loan and another one for your title…OMG…worse then Legalized Loan sharking…in a month or two Your Buried alive…It Damn well better be a life and death operation or Please don’t get involved with them or you will definately be extremely sorry…They take all your money the way it is for gas and electricity that is free..in reality with the natural power grid they hide from all of us…and then there is social security…that half the people will never see …ha,ha,ha…No wonder they aren’t telling anyone the end is near….Holy crap…But hey do you mind if we use all your social security money to bail out a miss managed car company…???….Or the slaves will have no where to work…While the CEO is in the Bahamas spending it….Jeeze…But don’t worry its the truth…How Crazy… 

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